Super Boner

A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.

She gave me a super boner so bad it wouldn't go away all night. I still hurt bro.

by Lil_Buddy December 2, 2009

dance boner

The generation of a spontaneous erection generated from the friction generated from vigorous, shameless grinding.

"I totally popped a dance boner last night when I was grinding on Jenny."

by Cliff Thomas June 13, 2005

Bill Nye the Boner Guy

there was this viagra commercial
the old dude looked like Bill Nye

Person A:Hey dude, guess what?
Person B:What?
Person A:I was watching a Viagra commercial and guess who i saw?
Person B:Who?
Person A:Bill Nye the Boner Guy

by JakkoffTakeshit August 12, 2012

bonerang

To have a semi erection.

Jae: "Ahh man, I just saw a couple a fat chicks and I only got a bonerang"

by Vkung June 11, 2009

Boner Baron

A title of honour and nobility bestowed upon those who have mastered the art of taming unruly boners.

The Boner Baron has a three-step process for taming unruly boners: (1) raise it up; (2) nurture it; (3) beat it down.

by HappyGoJacky December 8, 2013

boner in the frat

A man who thinks he’s fuckin chill, but actually is a pussy fuck. Kids that think they "trap" but are actually those dudes drinking mikes hard and dancing to mainstream alternative music. Those dudes who consistently say things like “Squaa” or “Dank!”. In addition, any fuck that regularly talks about turning up or how he "got so fucked up" is a classic Boner in the Frat.

Drinking mikes hard=BITF
Drinking only beer=BITF
Ordering chocolate milk at a local food establishment=BITF
Duff=BITF

(1)Sarah: "He took 5 shots and hes already passed out in the bathtub"
Jim:"Wow, whata fuckin boner in the frat"

(2)Mike:"Damn, that dude just killed that entire handle and hes not even fucked up"
John:"That dude is no boner in the frat"

by FratCaptain November 13, 2014

bhuna boner

The rather questionable arousal experienced when ingesting the finest of Indian cuisine (most commonly felt with bhuna).

'Did you enjoy your curry?'
'Fuck yeah, I got a bhuna boner!'

'Man this curry is just so ahhhhhhhh' *erect*

by legitcurry October 9, 2014