bologna

Replacement word for the profanity "bullshit", used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws. Refers to lying or exagerating.

What a bunch of bologna. You don't believe that, do you?

by $ally August 5, 2007

Bologna Pony

In essence, it is another name for the penis.

Hey baby, why don't you come over here and take a ride on the bologna pony?

by 5tephen August 19, 2008

boppin the bologna

for a male to masturbate

Bill was in the bathroom boppin the bologna.

by J. Kemp May 8, 2006

ride the wild bologna pony

what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.

Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.

by mikeDiesel January 10, 2006

open face bologna sandwich

an open vagina, large pussy, not a pleasant looking pussy

when she opened her legs, I was staring at an open face bologna sandwich

by fman68 October 31, 2006

bologna drapes

same as meat flaps, bologna drapes are elongated pussy lips from years of use and abuse, commonly seen on older women, hookers, and whores

Her bologna drapes tasted like fish.

by BrownEye4U April 28, 2006

bologna curtains

Unusually large labia minora. Usually hanging down low so that if a strong breeze blew they would flap around giving off the effect of window curtains.

There is a stripper at The Pony who has bologna curtains so big, she tied them in a knot!

by URASuka June 18, 2009