bluetooth

Used mostly to look cool, though it succeeds best in making normal people look stupid and/or crazy.

Sam: Whoa, check out the guy yelling at that palm tree. Is he mental?

Kevin: Nah, that's just some loser talking on his Bluetooth.

by Subterfuge April 1, 2008

going bluetooth

This is when a guy goes to the restroom hands free while peeing.

Four different styles of going bluetooth: Hands on the hips, Hands on the wall, hands to the side or hands up in the air waving to everybody and annoucing "Hey ma no hands!"

by GarvinS June 21, 2006

Bluetooth

A tropical disease caused by having a surfeit of copper or cobalt in the diet. This can manifest itself as a discolouration of the teeth and fingernails, usually turning them a blue colour.

Fogg's smile proved to the Royal Academy that he had indeed been around the world; for he had the dreaded Bluetooth!

by Lemmiwinks December 29, 2004

Bluetoot

When you are around someone and your farts start to smell like their farts.

Dude that smells like a Steve fart... Steve was that you or is someone in here tapped into your bluetoot!?

by Fart Simpson January 19, 2014

BLUETOOTH PRANK AND WANK

The sex fetish of Bluetooth hacking BLE (Bluetooth Low Energy Device) enabled sex toys such as the Lovense Hush, for the purposes of masturbation or sexual arousal

When solely done for hacking purposes it's simply called "Screwdriving"(term coined by the man who discovered the security flaw.

Wife: "Dammit, Jim, stop hitting the activation button, I'm at work!"
Husband: "It's not me. It's probably someone driving around having a bluetooth prank and wank, again! Hey, why do you have it on at work? "
Wife: "See you later, babe..gotta go" *click*

by slipandslur October 3, 2017

Bluetooth-fuck

When you are engaging in sexual conduct, preferably doggie-style, and you throw your hands in the air in celebration, thus making it hands-free.

Justin was bluetooth-fucking that girl.

by hjgfklwh May 23, 2009

bluetooth

A super dumbass communication piece. Cyborg Morons continuously roam around retail establishments in circles mumbling, sometimes yelling to someone on the other end of the line about rediculous things. The light show "rave-ear" blinks and flutters as the Cyborg demands assistane in the store. I hope your Bluetooth develops a cavity.

Lance, being a fool as he is, purchaced a Bluetooth and now is real excited to receive telephone calls about absolutely nothing. Putting you on hold for yet another call, his cyborg head suddenly explodes!

by Fredersss October 7, 2006