Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position

You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!

by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023

Cunty blowfish

Dramatic, prickly, full of attitude.

Giving big diva energy, but with bite.

Omg I love Regina George, she is such a cunty blowfish.

by Kamfj April 18, 2025

Blowfish

The act of blowfishing is when a couple invites another man into the bedroom for a threesome. The husband then ejaculates into the other man's ass and then proceeds to suck his own semen out and blow it into his wife's vagina in hopes to produce a child. If and only does the wife get pregnant can it be considered a blowfish.

Hey man, want to come over this weekend and blowfish my wife?

Son, you were conceived as a product of the good old blowfish.

by Whitevanroofers May 8, 2024

Blowfish

Fart in the mouth.

Susan gave me a blowfish when I ate her ass!

by LBriggs85 March 10, 2018

Reverse blowfish

Sucking a bum hole backwards in florida

Johnny gave me a reverse blowfish last weekend!

by Jbabyyy31 December 14, 2024

Chocolate blowfish kiss

When a person catches there mates fart directly in their mouth and then blows it into another person's mouth.

Sally loves to give chocolate blowfish kisses on beans and cornbread night.

by Dirty Doppler March 16, 2018

Blowfish

The act of putting your whole mouth around the rim of a pint glass and slamming back the beer. The sudden rush of beer in your mouth will cause your checks to expand like a blowfish.

That girl has a huge mouth. I bet she could blowfish a beer easily.

by The_mayor_of_canada May 4, 2019