bloken

Receiving fellatio and defecating simultaneously.

The turtle was peeking but I never turn down a bloken.

(This is a serious definition. Example in use: Harold and Kumar)

by anonymousbloken June 28, 2010

hop blop dooey

crucialness beyond all recognition, meaning even more crucial than being pushmooligan. I mean, if you're only pushmooligan instead of hop blop dooey, you're really just floshmoopy in which case I highly recommend that you take your own life.

In his closing arguments, Senator McRuffless addressed the court, saying, "We should fully support this bill, for it will make the future hop blop dooey for all generations to come."

by kleptobum April 12, 2004

Blokette

Female version of "bloke."

'Ello there, li'l blokette!

Dude, there was this one blokette...

by IwishIknew... February 7, 2010

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

blooper show

A blooper show happens when the cast of a theatrical play decides to add in various things not a part of the original blocking or lines for their own amusement. though amusing, it is considered incredibly unprofessional

We decided to do a blooper show and the director was livid

by janlari584 August 20, 2009

Bloebler

Getting a blumpkin at work ....on your day off

How would you rate your bloebler this morning ?

by Yahoo22 February 5, 2014

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.

Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.

by Edgecs September 4, 2017