Cat Bloke

A British Man who owns many cats, the male equivalent to Cat Lady.
Hey look how many cats that guy has! He's a total Cat Bloke!
by stevoooooo November 27, 2018
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decent bloke

That cunt who always fucks shit up.
That Luca guy is a decent bloke.
by spoontongue October 05, 2017
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Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.
"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"
by Charlie bearded dragon November 19, 2015
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Religious Bloke

An adult (mostly late teens) who act like they're better than everyone else because they follow a certain religion, leading them to think they are always right about everything. They get triggered easily and claim they can beat people up (but end up getting the shit kicked out of them). They also tend to hate the LGBTQ community and are extremely racist, and they also get triggered by memes about God.
He got triggered because I sent him a picture of God with a bra on, salty ass religious bloke.
by RandyTheRockerRichards May 03, 2020
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awful bloke

An absolutely contemptible human being, who has long ago crossed the fine line between being a decent lad and being a despicable human being. Known for doing horrific things to other people, especially under the influence of alcohol.
"Jon Strang is an awful bloke - I mean, it's all fair to get horrendously wrecked, but shitting on half the doorsteps in Chelsea and abusing complete strangers on a bus takes it too far."
by nyucollij March 09, 2012
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Solid Bloke

A person (specifically a guy) who is very friendly and sound. Usually used in UK and Irish slang
Nolo gave me a fiver, he’s a solid bloke
by Anonymouschildnamedgerald November 22, 2021
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Bloke Party

Bloke Party - when an older twenty-something male gets invited by usually two or more females younger than him for snacks and wine - normally held in a house, a car or a rendez vous somewhere
Heeey wanna get high by gettin' dowwwn to get up up upppppp Bloke Party yoooo boi!
by softhard May 29, 2011
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