by stevoooooo November 26, 2018

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.
by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016

by Anonymouschildnamedgerald November 22, 2021

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.
by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

Bloke Party - when an older twenty-something male gets invited by usually two or more females younger than him for snacks and wine - normally held in a house, a car or a rendez vous somewhere
by softhard October 16, 2011

An absolutely contemptible human being, who has long ago crossed the fine line between being a decent lad and being a despicable human being. Known for doing horrific things to other people, especially under the influence of alcohol.
"Jon Strang is an awful bloke - I mean, it's all fair to get horrendously wrecked, but shitting on half the doorsteps in Chelsea and abusing complete strangers on a bus takes it too far."
by nyucollij June 20, 2012

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016
