blizzed

adj. - a euphoric feeling from an illegal or illicit substance, usually marijuana

We was gettin' blizzed last night, cuz!

by Cool Aaron November 15, 2007

DQ Blizzard

an ice cream treat from Dairy Queen
their treats are awesome
"DQ Blizzard" is an oxymornic play on word
because Blizzards are so awesome
and DQ means delinquent
DQ Blizzard are generally used as an unfavorable adjective to describe a noun
also used to describe a terrible Blizzard recipe.

Describing a recipe
"yo homie it's hot out let's get some blizzards" - Pedro
"ya man i heard of this new recipe anchovies and chocolate" - Durnsy
"yo that's a DQ Blizzard' - Pedro

Descrbing a situation
"I was working this terrible Queue at work today" - Liam
"you're DQ you have to be more strategic" - Jen
"I'm DQ blizzard" - Liam

by Credit Analyst I August 28, 2011

Arabian Blizzard

(v) The act of inserting an ice cube into your partners anus and then putting the ice cube in your mouth, chewing it up, and spitting it in your partners face.

Ty: I performed an Arabian Blizzard on Linda last night. She loved it!

by iLoveYourMomsHugeBoobs June 2, 2010

slizzered

extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)

"Leave you like a lizard when I'm slizzered or sober" - OutKast

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

blizzard bear

A cute bear that is used for snuggling.

"Snuggle Bunny loves her Blizzard Bear so much!"

by SB! September 7, 2008

Jizzard Blizzard

Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.

Person number 1

"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2

"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."

by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014

blickered

Drinking so much alcohol you literally cannot stand

Did you go to the party last night? Everyone was hella blickered

by Seeee Ayyyy-ch December 20, 2008