domestic blindness

a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them

if you were surveying the contents of the fridge ... looking for the mustard etc ... and you say to your partner ... where's the mustard and they say "right in fricken front of you" ... you still say you can't see it ... they come up and point it out to you ... and its label facing front - right at your eye level etc and you go ... oh yeah ... so it is ;-| ... that's grounds for a domestic blindness diagnosis!

by b1 May 28, 2006

gear blindness

When an artist that uses tools in his work starts focusing more on the tools used, often to the point of obsession, rather than the finished product.

See also GAS, Guitar Acquisition Syndrome.

I didn't get anything new recorded last week, had gear blindness from shopping around for new studio monitors.

by jacke747 August 8, 2006

fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

by M B I May 14, 2009

cisco blindness

When you have been looking at Cisco configurations all day and nothing makes sense anymore.

So I was troubleshooting the router for 5 hours yesterday and had to stop because I came down with a case of Cisco Blindness .

by Wlly October 30, 2007

backlight blindness

loss of night vision by using an elecronic device with a backlight in an otherwise dark area

I was listening to my iPod last night, but it gave me a serious case of backlight blindness.

by deliqueena April 4, 2009

dutch blindness

This happens to to a person who is giving a man a blow job upside down. The testicles fit snuggly into the eye sockets creating dutch blindness.

Are you seeing Greg tonight?

No, I never see Greg any more.

Oh, why? have you 2 split up?

No, just whenever he comes round he gives me 'dutch blindness'

-Hysterical laughing-

by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004

refrigerator blindness

a loss of sight due to sensitive eyes being exposed to the interior light of a refrigerator. Often occurs during midnight snack raids.

Tristan had to see the doctor because of his case of acute refrigerator blindness - he should have worn sunglasses when he made that sandwich at 1 am last night...

by sp0tty January 26, 2008