by 5ki11i0nz0r February 16, 2004
A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.
by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 02, 2010
When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.
Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"
by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009
A poor innocent blanket which is defiled with a copious amount of jizz after a long night of recreational drug use and sex.
by AXO slut compound December 15, 2010
The technique of rolling up in a blanket so tight you feel like you’re in a taco. But you aren’t any of the bad stuff like vegetables or something you’re the beef and chicken baby.
by Patricia Potato March 02, 2019
Person 1: "I'm suffering from blanket syndrome.. I'm doomed to spend this night as either too hot or too cold ;( "
Person 2: "Put on a jacket you little bitch!"
Person 2: "Put on a jacket you little bitch!"
by JeremyMMkay June 11, 2010
A violent group attack on an unpopular GI. Usually done in the middle of the night, in a barracks situation, the victim’s head and body is covered with a blanket (preventing him/her from fighting back or identifying assaillants). Occassionally these attacks are used to bring a barracks bully into line but unfortunately hundreds of attacks per year are aimed at suspected gays. This type of hazing is tolerated by noncommissioned officiers who see it as a means of "self policing" among privates and trainees.
Smith over there has been a real fuck-up and kept us from getting a pass into town last night. Let's throw him a blanket party tonight.
by Bill Peters October 06, 2006