razor blade shit

when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.

"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!

by billy bats June 11, 2006

all blade no fade

1. popular hairstyle in the early to mid 90s, where the bottom half of the head is shaved leaving a massive hair helmet up top with no fade in between.

2. a person that does a lot of talking with little finesse.

1. Ralph: Did you see Tom's mushroom cut?

Hector: Yeah I saw that George Washington lookin motherfucker, he's all blade no fade!

2. Horace: I was tryin to talk nice to that bitch and she tore me a new asshole!

Chad: Yeah man, she's all blade and no fade.

by Ldukey July 5, 2006

lightning blade

when you have sex with a girld and just before you cum you pull out and instantly thrust it again at the speed of lightning for the killing blow

Hey man how was the date?
Oh it was great although i had to resort to using lightning blade

by Thefunnyguy124 April 22, 2018

Breezily Baldsily

Breezily Baldsily is a kid who drag clicks in ANTIAC but won’t ever show how he really looks cause he knows that it will reveal that he’s really BALD like Caillou.

Breezily Baldsily better reveal how he looks sometime cause he’s sus of being Caillou.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** March 6, 2021

Beauty and The Beads

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.

How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

pop that rat's bladder

A positive expression that something is great, enjoyable, fun, exciting, etc.

"That giant cowabunga wave is really gonna pop that rat's bladder!" - a surfer

by coolestcoolofall November 30, 2020

bladen

An emotional cry which can signal distress or outrage. It has started to become a widespread inside-joke among Pennsylvania college campuses, although the cause of it is undetermined.

"Ah bladen! I failed my test."

"I heard Sydney dumped you for your best friend."
"Blaaaadeeeeen!"

by Companion Cube January 4, 2008