birthing parent

A retarded term , coined by the left to Insinuate, that not only women can give birth .

Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “

by Trav817 July 7, 2022

Peace Bitchin It

Leaving school early or skipping a class (with) or without permission.

Bob: "Can I borrow your science notes today in class?"
John: "Sorry dude I'm peace bitchin it after lunch"

Susan: "Peace Bitches"
Karen: "Where are you going"
Susan: "Oh, I'm peace bitchin it, later"
Karen: "Bye"

by Dontskipschool April 19, 2010

projectile birthing

A style of birth process where the baby shoots out of the mother's body and hits the doctor or midwife in the face.

Nurse Oullette jumped sideways, at the last moment, to catch the newborn baby. She gingerly stepped over the slumbering body of Dr. Whitcomb, he was unconscious, face dripping with red slime. Projectile birthing claims another victim.

by camcaroling August 4, 2012

Straight Bitchin

The most supreme form of bitching, and is enough to drive anyone crazy, usually performed by mothers or teachers.

Daniel: Dude my mom grounded me for not doing my chores.
Jake: Sounds like she was straight bitchin.
Daniel: Damn straight

by instagram:stone_matheson May 4, 2014

Itchin' for a bitchin'

A phrase used either to describe one's own feelings (i.e. annoyed by somebody and wanting to gossip) or feelings about somebody else (i.e. feeling that somebody deserves to be gossiped about)

Girl 1: "You okay? You don't look very pleased."
Girl 2: "Grrr. They are really pissing me off. Are you busy tonight? I'm really itchin' for a bitchin'."

Girl 1: "Listen to her! I can't believe she just said that to Max! Wow, that girl is really itchin' for a bitchin'."

by a$h1 May 26, 2011

Second-Hand Bitchin'

When a bitch be heated and they took it out on an innocent nigga where the nigga did not do jack shit to deserve it

Olivia took her second-hand bitchin' out on me.

by Gary Boi January 11, 2019

bitchin and a half

something way over cool
extremely cool
amazingly cool
more than bitchin

Nikki, that jacket is bitchin and a half

by mcggg October 6, 2007