Bible

That book that gets people kicked out of the library for putting it in the fiction section.

Sorry I can't go to the library today, I got kicked out for putting the Bible into the fiction section.

by The Final Facade November 23, 2014

Bullet in a Bible

An AMAZING live video of Green Day touring and singing at different concerts. Green Day is the literally the best band live, and with this video, you will be able to see why. "Bullet in a Bible" has songs from "American Idiot", "Dookie", "Insomniac", "Nimrod", and "Waiting". It's the best live video of the best band on earth!

Person 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: Let's watch "Bullet in a Bible"!
Person 1: Heck yes! Ok!

by Karly<3'sGreenDay January 16, 2011

bible of misogyny, 7:14

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”

bible of misogyny, 7:14 is a verse that states

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”

—“I was simping over this girl and she ghosted me for no reason”
-“bro that’s verse 7:14 in the Bible of misogyny it means simping and still being left on read”
She belongs to the streets

by TazerQ June 27, 2020

Bibble

A book written by Master Shake and Lord Tachanka made for the anti toilets

Shake: The Bible!
Meatwad: that says the bibble...
Shake: YOU DARE QUESTION THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!

by Goddamnit James June 3, 2018

Bible Bully

Those who attempt to force strict biblical doctrine into strict public policies.

The Bible Bully campaigned non stop to roll back or defeat progress based on his or her interpretation of biblical scripture.

by GraffitiSniper April 17, 2012

bumble king

To completely ruin something, or to just sprawl around like a retarded worm.

"Don't bumble king this shot up, son."

by Esquana July 15, 2017

Bible Bootstrap

Referencing the Bible in an attempt to justify actions that are heinous and ungodly.

Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!

Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018