Tid Bid Joke

when you say something to some and your kinda joking but kinda being serious.

*you see a chicks vagina*
and you say "whys it so hairy? thats kinda sick"
chick: "excuse me?!"
you:"ah chill out its just a tid bid joke.

by brucebruce319 May 16, 2010

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$1 Bid Shark

Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.

Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!

Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.

by la Trine July 16, 2010

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bid mode

a mindset you have to have to survive a prison term (or bid).

"If you're gonna do a nickel in the state pen, you gotta get in bid mode."

by Rabbit Sam February 18, 2024

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Square Bidness

Doing the right thing. If I pay you up front for a service it is your responsibility to fulfill your end. If I say I will do something for you I should do what I said I will do.

Marcus why you never cut the grass, I paid you last month that is not Square Bidness.

by RedBoySB September 28, 2023

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Bidded

The malicious, intentional act of asking for a body of work knowing that later on you will pass it to a coworker to do, fueled by laziness.

Steve bidded to work 3 shifts next week knowing that he was not going to work them and his coworkers would have to pick up his slack, and when the time came Steve called out of work and lounged around his house all day.

by Bidded2020 August 8, 2022

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