beached

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

by talia06 May 16, 2006

beached porpoise

Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.

John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.

by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007

beached whale

a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl

"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."

"Shit that must have been huge!"

by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008

beached whale

A rather large person who is "strung out" on PCP and various other narcotics.

Cincinnatti police found a beached whale and decided to club it to death, having no easy access to baby seals.

by Unknown June 11, 2006

Beached Ass

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.

1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?

by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003

beached whale

when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed

my wife was pissed i left a beached whale for her

by muffie muffin pants December 17, 2008

beached whale

a scandalous online newspaper made by some amazingly genious girls

Did you read about *** getting shafted by **** in The Beached Whale today??

by Tabatha November 5, 2003