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Bernard

The really nice guy who talks you into stuff and you can't say no because he's so nice, but if he was in the hunger games would probably kill viciously
Bernard is so nice!
Yeah, but he is sometimes really mean, like he was threatening to kill me!
by PPratty February 23, 2020
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Bernard Jr

Bernard jr is a little crazy for some time but he is a good friend and u will always need him if u have him keep him and if tell u that he is pretty he is forreal
He is so caring!! Bernard jr
by Nardddy November 17, 2019
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Bernardeschi

He is the Bernardeschi of sex
by Jokeoftheworldisshit December 21, 2020
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Dirty Bernard

When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her
Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea December 14, 2022
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Pulling a Bernard

Pulling a Bernard: Disguising yourself and pretending to be a different person in order to date someone without them realising your true identity.
As seen in the 2010 Dreamworks movie, Megamind.
Chick one: That asshole! I thought it was my boyfriend sexing me up all night. Turned out it was his twin bro!
Chick two: Shit girl, he just pulled a Bernard!

Dude 1: So, I had my hoodie on, and this dudette suddenly glomps me, coz she thought I was her boyfriend. Nearly got away with it, too.
Dude 2: Ohoho! Shit, man! You were halfway to pulling a Bernard
by SweetestLittleBitch December 7, 2011
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Kayla St Bernard

You, or a person you're searching up.

We aren't detectives bozo.
Teacher - " Kayla St Bernard, answer this question please. What is your name? "
Kayla St Bernard - "You just said it dumbass. "
by -Kaylicous May 1, 2021
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Bernardito

A suave tall man, with a goatee and suave hair. Well mannered and loves every one. Loves life and is extremly charming. Nothing really troubles him. He is very Positive. When he smiles his teeth sparkle.
Bernardito can teach anyone a lesson on suavness.
by AZubi June 23, 2012
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