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Eggs Benedict

The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.
"That was the best thing ever."

~Average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time
by SteelBite November 13, 2011
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Eggs Benedict

FNAF sl night guard. I did not like the other responses.... so I figured I would stick this in here as a fnaf Easter egg if you scrolled this far.
by Thisisnotapseudonymorisit November 6, 2020
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Hot Tub Benedict

When you're getting freaky in a hot tub and your cum poaches perfectly in the hot water. After, your partner eats the delicacy that's been created.
"Booked a hotel room last night, you know I've been craving a good hot tub benedict."

"My boyfriend made me the best hot tub benedict! Nice and softly poached."
by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020
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Pope Benedict XVI

Formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, successor of John Paul II. So far he hasn't done much; but that's why he as chosen. The Conclave didn't want another long papacy. (It should be noted that he entered the Hitler youth when membership was complusory. He didn't have a choice in the matter.)
by Johnny Pseudonym August 28, 2005
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eggs benedict arnold

A phrase to criticise someone who has betrayed you. Derived from 'eggs benedict', a way of preparing eggs, and 'Benedict Arnold', an American general who defected to the British during the Revolutionary War.
by Comic Sans Sucks September 24, 2017
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Pope Benedict XVI

Our Sovereign Pontiff and Lord Pope Benedict XVI(aka, the omniscient "Darth Benedict"/"SithEmperor"), Successor of Peter, Prince of the Apostles, Vicar of Christ, Visible Head of the Church on Earth & Father of Princes and Kings: Only He has the Will and Power to restore Western Civilisation & Christendom.
Our Sovereign Pontiff & Lord Pope Benedict XVI is now upon the Leonine Throne..."The Empire Strikes Back"!!!
by matt8869 February 1, 2008
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Eggs Benedict

A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.
Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass

Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
by Westc0ast November 4, 2019
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