Bejeweled Blitz

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

bestest

the best of the best
Better than best

The bestest food is pizza.

by allie October 6, 2003

man beater

a women that beats on here husband or man and/or verbaly abuses him. A woman who beats up on men. Usual a woman who gets drunk and/or has low self-esteem.

she beats on her man.. dang dat makes he a man beater.

by abcdefghi May 10, 2007

peter beater

An excessive masturbator.

Same as peter-beater.

"I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater."

by someone March 18, 2004

beatenotomy

Pronounced: beaten-outta-me

1. (noun) A psychosurgical-like mob attack upon individual persons or entities inducing an inability to have a certain trait or characteristic once had prior to the attack. A psychic-bombing of the mental architecture with unsolicited implantation to the point of altercation or latency.

1.I used to care until I had a beatenotomy.

2."Until Joe gave me a beatenotomy I was happy, content, fulfilled, and whole. Thanks Joe!" ANON

by ranting autism November 12, 2006

beaten down

Emotionally exhausted from work or stress related activity.

I was at a company meeting today, and everyone blamed me for their problems. I feel beaten down.

by thegarbagecollector October 26, 2013

Beaterdeens

To be slappin that pussy up!!!!

Damn brah last night I was kickin it wit Maile... You Beaterdeens?

by BEATERDEENBOI!! December 22, 2009