befger

Better < Befger

Befger is the way you spell better wrong as 2 friends are crazy

Platte is BEFGER than Richmond!

by The BEST platypus August 8, 2021

one bedder

When two people of the same sex check in a room at a hotel an request one bed

Them 2 men look sweet must b a one bedder

by 11th ward boi June 18, 2009

Sex badger

A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.

Ask Fin he’s a real sex badger

by Maiakins July 8, 2019

Yeety Badger

A term to describe something that is epically indescribable. For example

"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"

Carrying something heavy..

"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"

Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...

“Watch me Yeet this Badger“

by Pirate Legend September 24, 2020

Stealth Badger

The most common critter in the whole world, there have been reports of possible over-population.

It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.

It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting

Jon - Dude, was that a stealth badger?

Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist

Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!

<3

by Mack3nzi3 September 15, 2009

Like a Badger

The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.

Man 1: "Im tired"
Man 2: "Yeah LIKE A BADGER you are."

by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008

trapped badger

The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.

Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.

by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009