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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.
First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"
by Btbamtbdm November 8, 2017
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Beagle

Hey I had a tough breakup with my last bf, you should get a beagle
by Gay beagle September 19, 2020
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Beagle

I person who responds to emotions and/or stress by eating (or overeating).
Sorry, I finished the cheesecake. You know I am a Beagle.
by Global Normad September 22, 2020
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Flock of beagles

And unusually large pack of small dogs, specifically beagles. Sometimes also called a beagle harem, these packs average in size around 42 members and are known to appear randomly in small and/or secluded locations.
*yap yap yap*
A: Damn bro, flock of beagles your neighbors or what?
B: Nah that's just the holding pen for the asian place on the corner...
by RelativeDynamic September 7, 2012
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Beagle

one of a breed of small hounds having long ears, short legs, and a usually black, tan, and white coat.
Lincoln Heights resident Juan Valdivia, 37, cut short his walk around the park with his 7-year-old beagle, Lucy.
by Owen Cerruto April 6, 2023
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acting like a beagle

snooping through shit
me- man he was just acting like a beagle
friend- a beagle?
me- like snoopy.
friend- ah he was snoopin thru ur shit? thats crazy
by lunaiscool December 3, 2023
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