baby batter

a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.

You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

the batter

that nigga got a biiiig baseball bat if ya's get what im saying

no time to purify the world when he can be purifying hot italian assssssss

"You're walking funny, what happened?"
"Fucked The Batter last night."

by sici November 12, 2013

The Archbishop of Banterbury

Somebody who is exceptional at banter, such as someone who banters a lot or can think of very good comebacks.

{Insert great banter here}
You must be the Archbishop of Banterbury!

by kirbynumber1 February 3, 2015

baiter

1. An FPS term (most commonly used in Counterstrike and Call of Duty); a player that sacrifices his team for his own kill benifit.

Lox is a master baiter.

by JoBlo January 10, 2005

nut batter

male ejaculatory; semen. see also man batter.

After recieving head from Jill, Jack exploded his nut batter all over Jane's face.

verb usage:
Jack nut battered Jane's face after she sucked his cock.

by supra3.0 May 10, 2007

batteram

The slang name for the B-100, an armored vehicle with a battering ram mounted on the front, used by LAPD SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) teams in entering crack cocaine houses by crushing walls and doors.

Yo, gee, listen to some Toddy Tee's ol' school raps on police brutality and crushing down CPT crack-houses in his track from '85 - 'Batteram'

by lou benny November 9, 2008

Negative Banter

Fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually REDUCE the amount of banterousness around. If you come across any, you are advised to find a Banter Machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a Bantex

Any piece of chat about Land Rovers

"See that guttering over there, I put that up, did a really good job too"

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005