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Clam Batting

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013
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bathin apes

originally knock off air force ones, now have become popular after soljay boys song i got me some bapes. Made in Japan,A.K.A Bapes
by J3wbag3l December 10, 2006
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gay bashing

Gay bashing; verb {gae-bahsheeng}
The act of calling out/flaming a homosexual individual for their sexual orientation.
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The act of being violent with a homosexual individual, while spitting offensive slurs and phrases, for their sexual orientation.
gayboi69owo: Hi.
ooferganglover: Get the fuck out of the chat, faggot! We don't want to have sex with you, homosexual.
killerkeemeraf: Gross! Change your username, dipshit! We don't need to know you're a fucking faggot!
gayboi69owo: Please! Stop gay bashing!

OR
Gay Guy: I don't want any trouble.
Straight Guy: ( punching him to the ground ) What's with the shirt? You a faggot?
Gay Guy: ( under breath ) Why the gay bashing?
Straight Guy: ( slamming him harder ) Huh, pussy boy?
by LGBT-Definitions December 23, 2018
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Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020
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Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009
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batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.
Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....
by cdarucci July 10, 2011
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Dueling Batwings

I Walked in on these lesbians dueling batwings, it was the time of my life.
by brenten kelly January 17, 2008
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