The Batman

When you tie up your girl, then have your way with her. An once you finish, you say “I’m The Batman” an disappear into the night.

You made it out for drinks!
How did you get away from the wife tonight?
I pulled the The Batman on her.

Babe! Where did you go last night!!?

You left me tied up and the cops showed up.

by Lifeasashadow September 26, 2021

good thinking batman

1.a phrase used when a good idea is said by someone.
2.a cooler alternative for "good idea"
3.phrase comonly used by robin, in batman,

TV's adam west: Hey robin, lets go back to the batcave for some tea and crumpets

That fag Robin: gee whizz, Good thinking batman

by ashgilbody March 30, 2008

danananana batman

The theme song or opening of the old school version, of batman. it mainy appears when batman suddenly jumps out of no where and then the theme song plays. this song is a trademark of the popular series, ''Batman.''

Music: danananananananaaana
People:BATMAN!
(Batman Appears)
danananana batman

by MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMSSSS April 19, 2017

clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

by bezel333 January 1, 2006

Batman

Batman is quite possibly the greatest superhero ever created.

Batman is a great superhero because he has no lame superpowers like Superman or Spider-Man. Instead Batman is just a rich guy in a cool costume.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Holy Buttfuck Batman!

A phrase for use when one witnesses a particularly horrific disaster. You might say "holy shit" after a car wreck. On the other hand, a plane crash would call for "Holy Buttfuck Batman!"

Robin: Holy Buttfuck Batman! The Joker just blew up a paint factory!
Batman: The Joker will get his just desserts, dear Robin, but we have more pressing concerns. Remove the Batplug and come closer...

by Frederic Wertham December 2, 2007

Batman factor

1. An integer number representing the number of items hanging from a batbelt. In most settings, a Batman factor of more than 3 is not acceptable without odd stares and whispering. This encourages the hacker in question to choose items for the batbelt carefully to avoid awkward social situations, usually amongst non-hackers. 2. A somewhat more vaguely defined index of contribution to sense 1. Devices that are especially obtrusive, such as large, older model cell phones, "Pocket" PC devices and walkie talkies are said to have a high batman factor. Sleeker devices such as a later-model Palm or StarTac phone are prized for their low batman factor and lessened obtrusiveness and weight.

by Biohertz January 30, 2003