Bastard

A child, male or female, born with out their parents being married before their birth.
Not before creation, just before birth.
At least my parents were married when I was born! Your such a bastard!

Shut up! It's not my fault!
by Boo You Whore! January 08, 2011
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Bastard

A fun and playful name to call your closest friends.
by Mr.Badsause July 30, 2014
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bastard

In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.
Before:
You fucking imbecile.
After:
You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.
by Countach Smeech September 24, 2003
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bastardize

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.
"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."
by Scott P July 14, 2005
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bastardness

the act of being a bastard, or jerk. Can also be used by itself to express the ugh of a situation.
"Dave displayed a lot of bastardness today"
by mo.w January 19, 2008
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bastard

1) Fish excrement.
2) An insult.
3) Somebody born without a father.
1) "Dude, look at that floating bastard."
2) "Dude, that guy's a bastard."
3) "Dude, BO's mum's a whore and he's a bastard."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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bastard

1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to bitch, meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother.
2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck!", only used with another word.
1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard.

2a. That test was bastard hard.
2b. Wow! That car was bastard fast!
by Outbound Flight February 03, 2008
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