Basement Monster

Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.

Have you seen Derek lately?

No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.

by SJeffries April 8, 2009

basement kisses

Term used for oral sex.

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"

by Jak Gof May 26, 2020

Mint City in the Basement

1) A state of pure bliss
2) Name of best EASHL team on nhl22
3) When your playing EASHL 3v3 and the boys score a goal off of pure poetry in motion resulting in a similar feeling to a wet dream

*Goal Scored*
Mark - “Fucking beautiful”
Kevin - “ Yea that was mint”
Steve - “Mint city in the basement”

by MarkyTep15 November 7, 2021

basement dweller

A male over the age of eightteen, usually with no formal education, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) and has no ambition to move out or contribute to society. His will to live is sucked by his daily marijuana regiment. He can be found working second shift at your local gas station. Lives in a perpetual state of "Getting his shit together."

Jonas picked up some sluts from the amoco and brought them back to his dad's house. They thought he was such a bsement dweller.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

basement

the place i hide from all my insecurities

I"M IN THE FRIKIN BASEMENT

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Rent out the Basement

This is a sexual term where a patron or John pays a hooker to eat out her ass hole i.e. paying a hooker to give her a rim job.

In order to satisfy my taste for brown eye I am constantly forced to go to the red light district and Rent out the Basement

by AronDC13 January 17, 2008

Basement Champion

A Basement Champion is a stinky nerd that lives in their mother's basement playing video games for more then 12 hours a day every day.

Peter: Hey dude, my guild just beat the Lich King on 25 man Heroic last night! It was so intense, I had to put my keyboard in the dryer after the raid because I was sweating so bad.

John: You are such a fucking Basement Champion, shut up! No one gives a shit about you loot! Go outside and get some sun!

by BigTimeYopi February 23, 2013