Louisville Bartender

1.) Being cock blocked by a Bartender while you are attempting to get a number or go home with a hot chick at the bar.

2.) When you're macking on a really hot chick at a bar and then she goes home with the bartender instead of you.

1) Dude, I was spitting game on this tall blonde at Sports and I got the Louisville Bartender. She just talked to him the rest of the night. That guy was an asshole!

2) I was chatting up this girl and grabbed her ass. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone, and so was the bartender. I totally got the Louisville Bartender.

by Dr. Whom October 5, 2011

Bartender

A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!

Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)

by MamaG83 June 1, 2010

breenebass

A "breenebass" is a very small creature. Standing at about 3ft high, the breenebass is never seen without his treasured wooden crutches, which he uses to tap regular sized girls on the bottom. You could mistake the breenebass for a child, but it is firm belief all over Keighley that he is just a midget. Occasionally, this creature likes to wield his bass guitar, bounce around his bedroom and pretend he is in the well known rock 'n roll band, Status Quo.

Breenebass! Get those filthy crutches away from my arse!

by Edward March 4, 2005

bartender

A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight.

"Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."

by Minor League Guy April 26, 2013

barren whore

A girl whose sleeps w/anyone or anything and still can not have kids.

Latoi was w/another guy today. It's not going help her produce because she is a nasty barren whore.

by pachuco May 18, 2006

Breening

1. Being that guy (breen) who moans all the time like a girl having an orgasm.

2. Saying random shit without thinking that nobody wants to hear.

3. Being a complete douche bag.

4. Making goofy hand and face motions.

1. Joe: *While making goofy hand and face motions* If I was my dad, I'd fuck the shit out of my mom!

2. Bob: uuuhhhhhooohhhhh yeyeeeaaaaa
Anthony: Bob shut the fuck up your so annoying stop breening

by saywhatbayer February 19, 2010

Barlen

(adj.) (1) Of or related to the clan hailing from northern Texas.

(n.) (1) Any of the children of Douglas and Michelle Barlen. (slang adv.) (1) Trend setting or path clearing.

(syn.) bad ass, impressive, unmatched, indestructable, envied, loved, hated, never ignored

(adj.)(1) "Barlen boys grab your balls and lets go."

(noun)(1) "You know what we need? A Barlen."

(slang)(1) "We need to do this the Barlen way."...

by Instant Replay February 25, 2010