A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.
The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.
The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.
"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."
by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012
Get the bentonite mug.A rather large male sexual organ the namley the Penis, which resembles a riot batton used to quell civil disturbances.
Have you seen the facking Beef Baton on Big Joe! it could be used to stop a small country's uprising!!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!
by shaftshagnasty January 9, 2008
Get the Beef Baton mug.Related Words
banton
• Bantonio Banteras
• Bantony
• Charlie Banton
• BUJU BANTON STINT
• Maju Banton
• barton
• bentons
• Baton Rouge
• Bannon
An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.
Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.
Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!
Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!
by The Noceros February 20, 2010
Get the Bantankerous mug.As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.
Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
by piperdown71 November 2, 2009
Get the Benton's Law mug.A complete legend. Probably plays the bassoon and sax. When he graduates high school all the lower class men will be very depressed. He is also too legendary to be accepted to be accepted tp UC Davis because that school is for losers
by EpicGamer666 March 13, 2019
Get the Banond mug.by NoLimitSoja February 10, 2021
Get the Bantowned mug.by 9 Cider May 18, 2010
Get the Fartin' Barton mug.