Balance sheet

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about

Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.

by Matt can you pass the sauce May 29, 2016

The Balance

The ratio between girls and boys in an event; such as a party. The best ratio to have is 1:1. However, if the balance is going to become unbalanced then the ratio must have more girls than boys.

Dude, the party last night was awesome because we each had our own girl. The balance was perfect!!!!

by Wildcard! November 29, 2010

Blancer

A contemptuous term for a white person. It is used to insult white people the same way the N word insults black or dark skinned people. It refers to any white person that would be considered a bigot or racist white trash.

It is pronounced Blank-er.

You fuckin Blancer

by Wtlrptr October 30, 2019

Balanced

An IB learner trait

Ironically, most IB students are not balanced, often sacrificing sleep and mental health to get mediocre grades.

“You should be more balanced.”

“I’m trying to get into university, Karen.”

by Notgae March 6, 2020

New Balance

The world's greatest shoe and clothing brand, endorsed by only the most elite athletes

Kawhi Leonard reps New Balance

by Halal Jamal January 4, 2022

out-of-balance behaviour

the tendency of going too high on top and then way too low on the ground typical for women and people with unstable phyche and very overactive imagination which is causing from time to time a kind of nuisance to friends and colleauges who have no idea what's going on

Come on boy, forget it, she's just like that, sometimes this out-of-balance behaviour, we've got used to that already

by NoNamess September 25, 2006

On balance

A douche-bag talking head way of making it sound like you're giving a fair assessment, even when you're not.

Rush L.:You know, on balance, (heherm)... all liberals are communistic swine out to destroy America

by Eldred Derringer November 6, 2009