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fun badge

Sexually transmitted disease. A more positive spin to shed light on the fact that STDs are usually acquired whilst having some sort of fun.
HIM: "That girl is hot."
HER: "Watch out, she wears a fun badge."
HIM: "Well, she definitely looks like she knows how to have fun."
by R. L. May 28, 2008
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slag badge

At some point about three years ago, it became fashionable for women to deface themselves with tattoos, usually above the waist or on the ankle or upper arm. I first became aware of this trend when some scratter shoved by me sporting a butterfly on the grotesque roll of mechanically tanned lard that hung around her belt. Had I known what was to come, I would have killed her then and there to stop the plague-like spread.

Originally confined to the lower orders, this has now 'trickled up' to the extent everyone from ballerinas to dinnerladies feels called on to complete herself by having some indecipherable Chinese bollocks or some flowers carved above her chuff.

At its most harmless, this is something discreet like a Celtic cross; at its worst, the 'tat' extends all across the lower back, leaving the gentleman with the impression he is fucking the Berlin Wall.

I suppose this was meant to look hawt and slightly dangerous, but all it does is mark the bearer down as a monumentally uninspired skank who'd probably wear a lip-plate if Nicole Richie got one.

See also: tramp stamp (US), sign of ten thousand penises, whoremark, etc.
I thought she was a bit of alright until she bent down to open that drawer, exposing the eagle-wing slag badge on her lower spine.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
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Get the badge in

Steve: ‘Hey look, he’s wearing stone island.’
Dave: ‘Get the badge in.’
by Chezzburg3r May 15, 2022
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skank badge

A tattoo on the lower back of a woman that indicates to anyone viewing it that she is, in fact, a skank.
Mildred's skank badge provided Edward with light reading material as he pounded her doggy style.
by Ayesha Mossley December 22, 2004
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Rusty Sheriff's Badge

by D November 10, 2003
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Douche Badge

Any collection of bro-esque bumper stickers compiled on the back of any lifted truck. (I.E. Famous, Fox Racing, Liquid Force, Calvin peeing on rival truck company, Monster Energy, Skin, SRH)
"Yo brody! I just got this dope ass F-350, all murdered out and shit, with a phatty Affliction decal on the back window!"

"Nice man, but I think you ruined it with that douche badge on the back."
by Ihatebrotown October 8, 2008
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dinner badge

Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.
That's an impressive dinner badge you've got there. What did you eat, pizza?
by Upper Class Twit August 21, 2007
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