I need to get out of this place next week! I'm about to have to give out so many Backhand Pats so people will help
by NotWadeW July 7, 2017

When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda
by PapaDaddyWassup November 1, 2019

by ksjaifjiudajfu November 27, 2020

A threesome where one girl is riding you and the other is sucking your balls while sticking her finger in your butt, hitting your male G-spot
Me: Those two girls are freaky nasty.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.
by Joe the Llama January 9, 2020

Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.
by Frunkle December 4, 2020

by Richard of arms November 26, 2021

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018
