by Emmyj September 24, 2021
Get the Awkwardmug. When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said, says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*
Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*
by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020
Get the Awkwardmug. by Chickenwings444 December 3, 2019
Get the Awkwardmug. by R. Pieces June 16, 2016
Get the awkwardismmug. Ex 1:
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.
Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.
Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..
by Foxx870 April 15, 2011
Get the Awkwardmug. by mama-cyta February 8, 2010
Get the Awkwardermug. 1. A situation in which no one feels comfortable or relaxed, sometimes excluding the person who made said situation unbearable.
2. The person who makes that situation awkward, they are normally naturally strange and make most people feel uncomfortable on a daily basis, but they don't seem to grasp that themselves.
2. The person who makes that situation awkward, they are normally naturally strange and make most people feel uncomfortable on a daily basis, but they don't seem to grasp that themselves.
by Awk.. November 4, 2010
Get the Awkwardmug.