A person who enjoys things. That's it. They don't obsess over it. They just like it. Enjoyers may have abs of steel, good genes, large jaw, muscles, 6ft tall.
by Chevyman95 February 17, 2022
Get the Average enjoyer mug.Normally I-80 is excruciatingly boring on the way out to Colorado, but that average Nebraskan made the trip a lot more enjoyable this time.
by IdentifiedonReddit November 21, 2022
Get the Average Nebraskan mug.As defined by Reddit, it's the act of finger banging someone while driving down the highway, or being finger banged while driving.
Matt: "Hey did you hear about Micah and Tessa?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
Jimmy: "No, what happened?"
Matt: "Tessa got her first average Nebraskan from Micah last night!"
Jimmy: "Don't you have to be driving on the highway to do that?"
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
by SeriouslyImNot_GodChillOut November 21, 2022
Get the Average Nebraskan mug.The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...
R U N
R U N
by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020
Get the The Average Texan mug."Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"
"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022
Get the Average Nebraskan mug.The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.
John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020
Get the Average Paradox mug.A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020
Get the Average Pooch mug.