auto shotgun

the noob cannon in counter strike

you fag, u love the noob cannon dont you

by mr. counter strike January 7, 2004

auto-Darwinize

To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.

"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."

by Optikal Fade September 6, 2008

Auto-Bestie

Automatic Best Friend.

When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.

Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.

by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008

auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands

lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me

by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008

Auto Spluge

When a girl is so hot you cum in your pants without any physical sexual stimulation.

"Man, that girl was so hot she made me auto spluge"

by trombonerguy December 9, 2013

Auto-Vibe

When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.

“Hey do you know Mimi?”
“Yeah! We auto-vibed when we first met.”

by isamniia February 28, 2020