the act of retracting the foreskin of the penis and keeping it retracted all the time so it appears to others to be circumcised; auto circumcision is popular among circumcision fetishists, especially some gays, who believe the circumcised penis is the most attractive; a dude who is auto circumcised looks cut to the casual observer in the locker room but still has his foreskin.
Dude 1: hey, i didnt know you're circumcised.
Dude 2: i'm not, i'm just auto circumcised because i think it looks better.
Dude 3: well, it would have been easier if your parents had just circumcised you at birth.
Dude 2: yah, but they didnt, so i just do a little auto circumcision on myself.
Dude 2: i'm not, i'm just auto circumcised because i think it looks better.
Dude 3: well, it would have been easier if your parents had just circumcised you at birth.
Dude 2: yah, but they didnt, so i just do a little auto circumcision on myself.
by Jason Corrigan June 17, 2008
the noob cannon in counter strike
by mr. counter strike January 07, 2004
To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.
"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."
by Optikal Fade July 18, 2006
when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands
lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
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lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
by mizaeroganse April 25, 2007
Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct
by TheCandyDirectioner October 12, 2015
When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.
by isamniia February 29, 2020
Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.
Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."
Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
by rufusclay November 09, 2013