athlete

A kick-ass British band, who are very underrated

Just go listen to their album; Vehicles and Animals

by Biddy December 13, 2004

Athlete's Cunt

An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.

That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!

Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!

by Kevin Baconstrips March 8, 2009

Be an Athlete Son!

What someone would say to someone who messes up in a sport, usually during pratice, drills, etc.

Athlete 1 drops the football or misses the catch.

Athlete 2 shouts: Be an athlete son!!

by Creat1v1ty October 25, 2008

Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.

Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)

by krafty89 January 23, 2011

Athletesexual

The sexuality that makes it so that you're only attracted sexually to people that keep playing sports and have no IQ whatsoever and hate the intellectual.

"Look at Bruce over there, he's such a jock, I'm so glad I'm Athletesexual!"

by TUMBLR GENDERS AREN'T REAL July 15, 2016

Athletes cunt

When the lady of the house goes to take a nice hot bath and the tub so filthy that if you don't clean it out first you'll most definitly catch u some athletes cunt.

Poor Jennifer just wanted to hurry and get off work to soak in her bath tub... But her Room mate Steve washed his dirty ass in the shower and didn't clean it out, Jennifer wasn't exc ited to learn she had her a gnarly case of athletes cunt.

by Langcable32 April 3, 2019

Method Athlete

Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.

The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.

by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016