Astrid Lindgren

Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish childrens-book-author who wrote for example: Karlsson on the Roof, Lionheart Brothers, The kidz in Bullerbyn, Pippi Longstocking, Madicken and maney more.

Some sources say that it was Astrid Lindgren who killed the Swedish politican Olof Palme. One of these sources are the Swedish band Tunnan & Moroten who have a very good song named Massmördaren Astrid (Astrid the Serial Killer).

Astrid Lindgren is dead

Astrid Lindgren enjoyed watching E! and listen to Black Metal

Everyone in Sweden (and in maney other countries) love Astrid Lindgren.

Example:

Person1: Have you read the Astrid Lindgren book The Kidz of Bullerbyn?

Person2: No, but I saw the movie and I think it should be called The Gay-Motherfuckers of Bullerbyn because that kidz was really fag.

Person3: I crapped my pants when watching Karlsson on the Roof. He was scary and totally rape.

by Najhilist July 26, 2010

astrodome

n. an amazing blow job received in the state of Texas or from a girl who hails from the state of Texas.

All I want is some astrodome! Is that too much to ask?!

by Paul Bryant December 9, 2008

astrid

Astrid is the true definition of amazing. She always has a smile on when it’s the most toughest days. With a great GPA and teacher’s favorite, she knows how to school, but it’s hard on her. She might smile but nobody really knows what’s going on behind the scenes. Astrid is always a great friend and keeps her family close. Family means everything to her. She pulls a lot of boys because she is so beautiful and attractive. With a nice ass and good face, all the boys want her! Everyone needs an Astrid in their life

Guy: OMG Astrid is coming to the party!
Second Guy: OMG I can’t wait she’s amazing!

by elineedscock April 1, 2019

Asteroids

You might think huge rock but it’s actually a drug you might find while playing a video game

Person 1:Bro I found some Asteroids!

Person 2: Wait what? You mean Steroids?

Person 1:Nah man! Asteroids!

by RobotSkeleton27 January 20, 2020

Astrid

A girl who is divine beauty, but probably has depression deep down

Boy: Oh my god who's that?
Girl: That's Astrid
Boy: Her name fits her
Astrid: I hate my life :D

by I love plants March 20, 2022

in a void asteroid

It is a commonly used addition to Bill Haley's "in a while alligator"

...see ya later alligator
...in a while crocidile
... see ya later alligator
... in a void asteroid....

by KiwiOz June 28, 2006

Astrid

a very small shit at fortnite blonde autism.

guy 1: she’s small, weird and shit at fortnite

milik: yeah that’s astrid

by austisticfootfungus April 26, 2019