Astral Cock

A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.

John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!

by Jaques Duchateau December 13, 2008

Aster

1.) Any of various plants of the genus Aster in the composite family, having radiate flower heads with white, pink, or violet rays and a usually yellow disk.

2.) The China aster.

3.) Biology. A star-shaped structure formed in the cytoplasm of a cell and having raylike fibers that surround the centrosome during mitosis.

by Kayla Pape October 17, 2003

Asteroid

Any vehicle, especially on the Interstate, driving ten or more miles an hour under the speed limit. See also asteroid field.

All these asteroids puttering down the road are killing me.

by Whitebred April 3, 2004

asterisk

A symbol used almost only for replacing the vowels in a curse word by those who are too scared to type the real word.

use of the asterisk:
b*tch, f*ck, f*g, sh*t, *ssh*le, qu**r, wh*re

by Your seudonym November 10, 2009

barbarian asteroid

The act of 2 beings mating analy and the giver pulls out, and while the takers anus is still gaping, the taker BMs into the givers anus.

Sandy got a barbarian asteroid from Ronald yesturday, it was wide.

by nicklights December 13, 2007

asperand

the @ symbol, the at sign
also called amphora

that squiggley "a with a circle around it" symbol in an email addy is called an asperand

by donald wescoat September 2, 2008

Asterio

An amazing artist with a variety of talents,someone who is of little words but much action.

Have you seen the artwork by Asterio? That dude is amazing!

by art insider February 9, 2010