aspynn

a verry beautiful girl persaonality wise and looks wise

that girl aspynn is bangin

by gunner k er' day niggah February 8, 2010

Asphyxifailure

When the sexual art of asphyxia goes embarrassingly wrong. It is possible to have a multitude of asphyifailures if there is a ceiling fan or chandelier involved.

My girl Carmen likes me to tie her to ceiling fans with vintage women's lingerie. Unfortunately, Carmen also likes to eat fried chicken. Her weight on my ceiling resulted in an Asphyxifailure. I now know it is much easier just to stroke my weenis.

by Oliver Klothesof October 6, 2010

Asphyxiate the poultry

Choking the chicken, a.k.a. mastuerbating, beating your meat like it owes you money.

There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.

by Christobon August 8, 2014

Testicular Asphyxiation

Suffocating someone to the point of death by means of your own nutsack.

God dammit Brian I’m gonna kill you by testicular asphyxiation. You’re gonna be breathing my nutsack in like a damn grocery bag over your head.

by aphillyp June 21, 2021

Aschyveeder

A felcher found only in Germany's back country. They often practice their felch prowess with neighboring livestock. Aschyveeder's are primarily nocturnal by nature, but lack of contact may force them to daytime hours to perform their act.

Look Jan! Heinrich is off to being his Aschyveeder self again. Poor goat.

by Mike Oqsbig October 23, 2009

ashylia

Ashylia is an confident person ,she can have a little ups and downs with you but if you get used to her who will see she is funny and has a sense of humour. She will stand up for herself at times that why you love her on you meet her wouldn't want to forget about her.

Wow how dId you make friends with ashylia
I just asked her and she said yes ,don't be afraid she isn't going to hurt you.

by Shdif June 1, 2017

Ashy Knees Disease

Ashy Knees disease is a "disease" that make your knees look very ashy, usually because they have no moisture such as lotion. Ashy Knees disease can spread everywhere, such as your elbows, ankles, cheeks and nose. Make sure to lotion up before leaving the house, especially during the winter as during that season ashy knees disease is very, very visible.

Friend: "Omg have you heard that Miles has ashy knees disease?"

Me: "I told his dumb self to use lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so ashy!"

by SpookyBlackBabe October 2, 2021