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History: A German psychiatrist who first observed autism, the actual father of Neurodiversity. The former diagnosis “Asperger’s” is named after him.
Leo Kanner took credit for Hans Asperger’s work and catalyzed the medical model’s relatively harsh view of autism.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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A label given to absolute fuckwits who like to be rude, annoying, disrespectful and just pure arse holes - because it is a part of their 'condition'.

refuse to take reaponsibilty for their actions due to having 'a condition'.
Person with condition says something totally rude, bang out of order.

Other person says 'you can't say things like that to people buddy, it's just not right....'
Person with condition 'ahh it's ok, I have aspergers. It's not my fault....'
FUCK OFF!!!
by Fizzy bubble fart juice March 23, 2016
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Minor Autism or someone who is highly functioning with Autism.
Can learn and grow unlike some with Autism.
John: I have Aspergers.
Jake: Wow! I never realised that, you seemed so normal.
by comedyislife December 3, 2019
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Vaginal Aspergers

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Chick who won't have sex during her period even though the guy wants to because her lady parts aren't in the proper state.
Went over to Trina's house last night but the bitch had vaginal aspergers and I couldn't stick it.
by Bronco Spurlock March 3, 2017
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A word used to socially snub a person who has decided that life is better without social interaction.
Person 1: "That person has aspergers"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017
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Hans Asperger

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An Austrian pediatrician who is best known for discovering Asperger's syndrome (a form of high functioning autism).
Aspergers are named after Hans Asperger.
by Nordicdragon June 28, 2018
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An individual with Aspergers syndrome is above average intelligence and appears to have normal social and communication and looks and talks normal as well.The only thing that is different about them is that they love star trek,star wars,star gate etc...
BUT some with aspergers aren't as gifted as the above.These symptoms include:
being terrified of their own shadow (basically everything)
severely impaired social functioning
EXTREME dependency (the same level as a five year old)
Mild,moderate to severe learning difficulties
Can't play sports because they are terrified of the ball or even the bat!
Severe anxiety issues
Very poor co-ordination
person A:"That kid is dumb as fuck! He's terrified of his own shadow and he didn't know what 5 add 5 was"
person B:"Shut up,he's got Aspergers"
person A:"I thought they were supposed to be geniuses?"
by blobby70 January 17, 2009
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