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Alcatraz ascot

Hangman's noose. to hang someone. Choke someone out. Choke.
Saddam Hussein wore an Alcatraz ascot on his way outta here. "...If they catch that fool, somebody's gonna check that neck with a Alcatraz ascot." "...look, on the sidelines appears Bears QB Rex Grossman is fitting himself with his 4th qtr Alcatraz ascot as he prepares to enter the game..."
by hanxta December 30, 2007
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ascendatron

An alternate name for an escalator, presumably used by people who think "descendatron" is a real word.
Ascendatron? What the hell?
by Clipse August 8, 2006
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ascot hole

Nothing says you're a pretentious ass hole like wearing an ascot.
Mike decided he wanted to start wearing ascots, what an ascot hole that guy is going to be.
by CMIF LM March 8, 2012
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Technocratic ascensionism

"Technocratic Ascensionism" is an idea that a person named "Kieran" made, so he can actually define his plan to assist upcoming generations with the gift of knowledge and wisdom.

Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"

The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include

1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.

The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Kieran: You should avoid doing that.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.

*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*

Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
by cfilor November 24, 2020
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alconesia

1 alcohol induced amnesia - memory loss caused by excessive drinking

2 the terrible feeling of waking up in the morning with a mouth like a mongolian wrestlers jock strap and a massed brass band marching round the inside of your head lying nest to a woman you've never met in your life with no idea how you got there
jesus - i woke up with total alconesia - i set out for my stag party and the next thing i remember was waking up with shaved balls bollock naked in a phone box with a ratchet strap round the door
by timbaz February 7, 2010
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absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.
I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.
by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010
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Ascended Mind

When your so high you have gone to another level, beyond clouds and even life itself. Your just above everyone looking down at life.
Guy 1: Have you notice that the sun follows us where ever we go?
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.
by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011
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