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alpha cure mom

Ian hecox: *picks up phone and calls random stranger* ALPHA CURE MOM!
by Powerpieranger March 18, 2014
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Alpha Bitch

The dominant bitch in a group of women. Similar in concept to an alpha wolf. Usually one can tell at a glance by how she acts and because the lesser bitches are deferring to her.
Guy #1: Damn, that chick is hot!
Guy #2: Naw, man, that's the alpha bitch. She'll have your dick in a jar in 30 seconds.
Guy #1: Tru dat.
by Aristoi June 25, 2004
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true alpha

An beta becoming an alpha by a the force of will and strength of character, who rises of the occasion. A beta who doesn't kill anyone in innocent or guilty or try not to kill of the true force of character.
Scott McCall became a true alpha because of his strong character.
by The True Alpha June 25, 2016
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alpha dog

1) The leader or authority in a group, especially in a group of friends.
2) 2007 Film "Alpha Dog": Johnny Truelove is an Alpha Dog
"Just like how a country has a president, a clique has an Alpha Dog."
by Tim51886 March 2, 2008
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The alphabet

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYnZ now I know my aBCS next time won't u sing wif me???
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxynz Is the alphabet
by Plz approve August 10, 2009
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alpha-gay

An alpha gay is a handsome, good looking homosexual male. Both gays and women find alpha-gays very attractive.
He gets jealous of his alpha-gay boyfriend. All the girls are flirting with him.
by the1joey January 6, 2013
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alphabet of manliness

A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies
In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- Lesbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops
by TaterMySalad June 11, 2006
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