cardiac arrest

Refers to an instance where you get "cuffed 'n' booked" for stealing someone's heart.

Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

mouse arrest

The state of being stuck at your computer, to answer endless emails for example.

Sorry I missed lunch; work had me under mouse arrest.

by iamlazarus August 18, 2007

Arrested Development

Michael Bluth finds himself forced to stay in Orange County and run the family real estate business after his father, George Bluth Sr., is sent to prison for committing white-collar crime. He tries to juggle the wants and needs of his spoiled and eccentric family while being a good role model for his teenage son, George Michael.

Arrested Development

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

House arrest Date

A date done over the use of the internet or texting when two people cannot acctually go out. actions are normally offset by ** ~~ -- or other marks

Since i was grounded me and Joanna had a House arrest Date

by Waverly Conk March 2, 2010

cardi-lol arrest

When you laugh out loud, or lol, so much you can’t breath. Similar to a heart attack in which you go into cardiac arrest, but with lol's. Also known as a lol attack.

When I saw that picture of you on Facebook I lol'd so much I went into cardi-lol arrest!

by Dodser13 May 25, 2011

arrestable

Something that you do that can cause you to be arrested. arrest arrested arresting

Stealing a car is an arrestable offense.

by Negster February 1, 2005

reltne arrest

A hard-on so fierce that it not only peels the skin away from one's face, but also drains the blood from rest of the body and threatens to kill the host.

That chick I hooked up with last night was so hot and horny she almost sent me into reltne arrest.

by Skyp67 April 8, 2009