argentinian landslide

When you give a girl a laxative, and then 69 with her. Then you stick your finger in her ass, and pull it out and she shits all over your face.

Man, last night I gave my girl an Argentinian Landslide, and now my face smells like shit.

by Kyle911 December 13, 2013

Argentinian chocolate brownie

The sexual act while during a foursome one male demands a rim job. During said rim job he proceeds to shit on the giver that isn't his spouse. His spouse then rubs the feces all over herself while moaning .

My wife couldn't stop puking after she got the Argentinian chocolate brownie.

by weasel man December 8, 2017

Argentified

When Argenti bangs another broad in his RV and keeps his roomates awake. When he is ready to finish he gives the girl the Tony Danza and on speical occassions the Cleveland Steamer. And kicks the girl out the next day

Jeff; What was that banging last night.
Aaron; I Argentified a bitch last night and then gave her a Tony Danza
Jeff; you're classy.
Aaron; Thats why I bought a RV. I love Argentifying bitches.
Then I showed her the door

by The Dungeonmaster November 28, 2004

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.

Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009

argentinian penguin

A uniquely groomed member of a generally subcultural society, whom displays blatant disregard for public decent exposure of genitalia. Usually, a secondary member of lesser social standing accompanies an argentian pengin as a means to exploit the already voluminous pomposity thereof.

Holy cheesy macarroni! That argentinian penguin has put on such a massive amount of airs.

by Monacle Man November 25, 2009

argjentina

Argjentina is a girl who is attractive but dosen’t now it she is very healthy and like to joke with people but sometimes she is little bite dumb she like to became like a boy but she she also want to be a girl

-who are you ?

-I’m argjentina and I’m a girl but a have a penis !

by anonymous November 22, 2021

argentine donkey

A term from the Royal Marines meaning Corned Beef.

What's in that sandwich? Not bloody argentine donkey again?!?

by onlyz October 26, 2013