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apples

Those are some big apples!

I like apples, you like bananas.
by frabrizio November 17, 2016
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Apple

That company that makes the same products every year and charges you more for it because they say they changed everything when clearly they changed nothing.
I bought the new iPhone from Apple. It's exactly the fucking same as the last one but I'm cool because I have the newest phone that cost like $1000
by computerman76 March 10, 2018
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APPLE

Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!
'Know what an apple is?'

Of course i know what a fucking apple is you stupid fuck'
by pseudonym fucker December 13, 2017
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Apple

Company that sells you electronic products for crazily expensive prices.
" Jim, did you see the new Apple Mac Pro Stand? Its $1000!"

"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"
by apalsux March 9, 2020
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Apple

Wayne Gretzky scored most his points off apples
by thedustermonkey September 19, 2023
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Apple

Guy:where did you get that phone
Guy 2: Oh at the Apple store
by Ihategacha2.0 August 30, 2020
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Apple

APPLE.
apple.
by Froggity November 23, 2020
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