Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!
by pseudonym fucker December 13, 2017
That company that makes the same products every year and charges you more for it because they say they changed everything when clearly they changed nothing.
I bought the new iPhone from Apple. It's exactly the fucking same as the last one but I'm cool because I have the newest phone that cost like $1000
by computerman76 March 10, 2018
by Ihategacha2.0 August 30, 2020
1.) A delicious fruit that may or may not be used to harass any and all doctors in the vicinity.
2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.
2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.
1.) An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.
2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.
by LambdaBelmont February 09, 2020
by exhausted peaches April 24, 2018
" Jim, did you see the new Apple Mac Pro Stand? Its $1000!"
"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"
"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"
by apalsux March 09, 2020