ecclesiastical apartheid

The view that African American churches attempt to prevent women from achieving status in the church higher than men. Also, includes the interpretation of the Bible to have women serve subservient roles in relationships with men.

Used frequently during BET's Hip Hop vs. America II part two while speaking of misogyny in our current black culture.

Due to the ecclesiastical apartheid in my mom's church she can't seem to become a pastor even though she has a theology degree.

by B Roc June 29, 2008

al aparte

to order everything on the side rather that just one or two items

"Could I get the mustard on the side... and the bun... oh, and the cheese. You know what? Just make it al aparte."

by Snowballs Chance August 11, 2019

tour my first apartment

Performing cunilingus with or vaginally penetrating your own mother's vagina, which is where you came from aka your 'first apartment'.

"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."

by Blayze Kohime August 30, 2022

apartment in downtown springfield

Polite way of referring to AIDS.

Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield

by Get it On Account June 25, 2017

what's the square root of this apartment?

Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.

Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.

Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.

"Hey you white guy from Canada, what's the square root of this apartment? (laughs to self)."

by Mos before Bros April 24, 2007

Aparna

A cheerful person who knows how to swim.

Person 1- I am so happy right now.
Person 2- Ma'am, can you please get out of the water?

Person 1- But I am so Aparna right now
Person 2- It's 2 past midnight ma'am,I request you.

by GO2 76 January 30, 2021

Aparoid

A creature in the Nintendo Gamecube game Star Fox Assault. It is similar to the Borg from Star Trek in nature, seeking to assimilate all life and become the perfect existance.

Pigma was consumed by the Aparoids and became a boss in level 5.

by Veemon Kamiya February 6, 2005