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Awesome people who are not fat, nice, and unlike Brits have a good sense of humor.
Americans by Kill yourselves September 6, 2018

Euro-Americans 

Euro-Americans are a subset of Americans like all Americans that designates place (Europe) and nationality (American). Other examples are Irish Americans, African Americans. Italian Americans, etc.
Paul is proud of his Euro-American heritage. Euro-Americans represent all nations in Europe.
Euro-Americans by Disciple52 August 16, 2014

Americas Cleaning Lady

Damn Canada, get down and do your job.
Americans come in mainly 3 sizes, thin, huge or supersized huge! their diet mainly consists of supersised Mc Donalds.
Their leader is one of the most idiotic person around, i bet you he dosent even know what day of the week it is!?!
Also they pump out more pollution then the whole world put together, to be fair if America didnt exist we wouldnt have global warming or the Iraq war.
A typical Americans lunch break
"hi, can i have a large bic mac, with fries and a milkshake"

"only for 20 cent more we can supersize it, but it contain 50% more fat!"

"I have it supersized! please!"

" I will bring it right over for you."

*he waddles to find a seat*
americans by Hayde January 5, 2009
What? Are the Americans not cancerous?
Americans by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022
The people of the greatest nation in the world. We respect other cultures, and are tolerant, unlike European people who stereotype us as fat and lazy. FYI, everyone in America doesn't like McDonalds... in fact many of us don't... and by the way there is McDonalds EVERYWHERE!!

George W. Bush is in no way an example of a "typical" American. In reality, there are no "typical" Americans... We are a melting pot of many cultures.

So before you diss the Americans, think of this.

OUR ANCESTORS ARE ITALIAN, SPANISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, SWISS, GREEK, etc. So yeah keep insulting yourselves =D
*German guy*: Americans are fat and dumb.
*American w/ German ancestry*:Yeah dude, our ancestors were cousins. Think it through
Americans by mkay* February 19, 2009