americasm 

uh-mer-i-kaz-uhm

-noun
1. an unrestrained and overwhelming sensation of patriotism often resulting in a poorly crafted country music song.

2. the intense buildup and sudden release of physical and emotional redneck patriotism resulting in an ignorant mess not easily rinsed.

-verb
3. to have an americasm.

1. A crowd of 20,000 drunken fans watched in awe as Garth Brooks erupted in a powerful americasm that made his knees weak and his face flush with red -- red like the scarlet stripes gallantly waving behind him.
2. Two minutes into the Fox news special, Keith could no longer hold back his imminent americasm.
3. The overwhelming news of Anne Coulter's guest appearence on the Glenn Beck show caused Jessica to americasm for the first time since that barn dance in the 4th grade

americasm by TK77 September 9, 2010

american brando 

A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.

"Hey Steve why is that guy have a bowl hair cut."

"That's just American Brando."

american brando by @TheRealWesside January 27, 2018

American Death Metal

American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

American Death Metal has lots of bands that really have pushed the envelope in the Death Metal World! Hail USDM!

American Death Metal by UnHeaven Kevin December 20, 2019

The Great American Pastime 

The Great American Pastime — Formerly Baseball — but now Gun violence must be Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. It is not limited by seasons like baseball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, or lacrosse; and is one ot the only pastimes that can be easily played year round!

Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.

And you can only lose this game once.

Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!

Gun violence must be The Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult to learn rules. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans!

The Great American Pastime by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2023

Native American Fancy Dancing 

The dancers wear feathers, beads, headbands, etc. They dance at pow wows & are Quite the Wonderful sight to see!

At the pow wow, I got to see Native American Fancy Dancing & was Quite Impressed! They give an amazing show! I loved it so very much!

Native American Fancy Dancing by Starchylde June 14, 2016

America's Ass 

Owned by Captain America/Steve Rogers/Chris Evans. His suit in 2014 definitely did something for his ass. We love him. He is worthy.

America's Ass is defined in this snip-bit of the scene in endgame where Cap is seen in 2014:

“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”

America's Ass by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019

America's Ass 

Steve Rogers' ass.

That's it. That's the definition.

"Cap, that suit did nothing for your ass."

"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"

*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."

America's Ass by ticklesquad May 2, 2019