Air Canada

Canada's national airline, previously known as Trans-Canada Airlines. Originally government owned, subsequently privatized in the late eighties and early nineties. Took over Canada's other major airline, Canadian Airlines, in 2000. For a few years, a combination of minimal competition within Canada and bad times for airlines in general led most Canadians to hate Air Canada (with some justification, as service tended to be poor and fares expensive where there was no competition). The subsequent emergence of Westjet as a competitor within Canada and improving revenue has meant that things have improved a bit in recent years. Air Canada has a regional affiliate, Jazz, that flies smaller aircraft on more lightly travelled routes.

Also known as:

Air Cannibal
Air Cannibis
Air Can't...uh...duh
Air Chaos
Air Crappy
Always Crappy
Err Canada
Mapleflot
Scare Canada
Trash Can

I'm flying Air Canada to Winnipeg next week.

by Eugene206 October 10, 2006

Air Lingus

When cunnilingus is performed on a plane, helicopter or other airborne vehicle.

"Air lingus" is not to be confused with Irish airline Aer Lingus, though the two are sometimes cross-referenced.

Dude 1: "Dude, I heard you gave air lingus to Meagan on the flight to Dublin!!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, it was rad."

Dude 1: "Meta as fuck."

by Wally Wendell January 16, 2014

air penis

an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.

dude 1_your sister plays the air penis well because she's an expert at the real deal.

by Vulva Hammer October 20, 2010

Pimpin the Air

When a person raises their hands towards heaven in an attempt to show a connection to a higher power, but it's just an act.

Do you think Sammy finally found religion?
Nah, he's just pimpin the air.

by cbs2669 July 16, 2019

Air talking

To literally talk to the air, when the person you were talking to disconnects from either the internet or cellphone on purpose or is dropped via their provider.

I spent more time air talking, because Kez freaking DC's so much dammit!

by adelews December 29, 2008

up in the air

adj. Something which is tentative, iffy, uncertain, unresolved, or otherwise not definitive. An unsettled matter.

After George had that cold, the trip to the opera was completely up in the air.

by united spammers January 13, 2011

air kiss

just like a blow kiss but that there's no blowing and you're kissing the air in the direction of your target.

kissing isn't allowed in class so the couple air kissed each other.

by usernameproblem October 11, 2013