Affan

Affan - a pussy destroyer

Woah! Look at that Affan

by blazeVII November 6, 2021

Affalsement

An affirmatively false statement which, if it has to be said, probably isn't true. It is a lie but also beyond a lie because, by saying it, you are drawing attention to exactly what you are trying to say is true but in reality, is exactly the opposite.

"I don't regret marrying my husband," she said, an obvious affalsement.

or

"I love all my children equally" is an affalsement middle children often hear.

by edwagner November 12, 2010

affany

sometimes crazy but horny too. a very hyper and energetic person who can run around all day naked. extremely gay. hella sexy body. guys love her but too bad she’s gay

look at her! that ass though, she must be an affany!

by fafafafuckinghell May 15, 2018

Extramarital Affair

When one of the spouses gets a little too bored of their significant other, and their eyes start to wander.

Billy: "How could she DO this to me? How could she be with another man behind my back?!"

Jake: "But dude, don't you also have an Extramarital affair?"

Billy: "SHUT UP! That's not the point!"

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 10, 2020

Bruv Affair

like a bromance, just a bit more sexy
love affair - BruvAffair

"Peter and Kevin's bruv affair is so naughty"
"So hot too"

by jamo no no September 24, 2022

a fair affair

a clean and healthy relationship between a boy and a girl, without pre-marital sex or fooling around.

over my life time i only had an affair with my girlfriend and it was really a healthy one until we got married , really it was "a fair affair"

by anonymous April 17, 2010

siberian love affair

Being in love with your significant other but they're cold and distant. They really don't care about you.

Person one: I took Sally out on our anniversary to a fancy restaurant and bought her a bouquet of roses, but she seemed more interested in candy crush at dinner.

Person two: That sucks man. Sounds like a Siberian Love Affair.

by CrowJenkins January 30, 2014