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Affliction banned

Tom - "Are you watching Affliction banned? Its got half of the top ten ranked heavy wieghts on one card!"

Bob - "Wow thats awesome!"
by fedor1 July 1, 2008
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Affliction

Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.

This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.
You're jealous of affliction you'll post on websites to vent your anger!
by ZodfindsthisFUN June 5, 2005
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affectionaries

Confectionary given with affection.
On valentines day, Jack gave his girlfriend a box of affectionaries.
by FreemDeem November 16, 2009
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Afrection

An emotional hard on resulting from platonic affection either emotional or physical such as a hug or being told you're loved.
When Kelsey hugged me it gave my a raging Afrection
by TrevorTerror April 23, 2020
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afflictionate

Painful or unwelcome display of affection or fondness.
She crossed from afectionate to afflictionate when she gained 25 pounds and still wants to sit on my lap.
by bubob November 27, 2011
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National show love and affection for Colton day

The word National show love and affection for Colton day means that this boy needs people to care about him
Please just care about me for one day on national show love and affection for Colton day
by Mr super mega cool kid May 27, 2018
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National shower meryem with affection day

November 7th is National shower Meryem with affection day. On this day you gotta shower anyone named meryem with a shit ton of affection but they have to have a ginger cat otherwise they SUCK 🖕🖕🖕
random person: omg it’s november 7th
someone who isn’t kore: AYEEE ITS NATIONAL SHOWER MERYEM WITH AFFECTION DAY 😜😜
by notkore November 7, 2021
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